green-zubat:

microwaveburrito:

Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em

Replace “Homestuck” with “Bear Stearns Bravo”.

le siiiiiiggghhh.

Anonymous asked:

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FINALLY GOT ONE GUYS 
LITERALLY JUST NOW I DO NOT EVEN CARE IF ITS GAMEJACK
IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO BE INCLUDED

now to translate it, except I’m in the food court at the mall I work at right now.

FINALLY GOT ONE GUYS
LITERALLY JUST NOW I DO NOT EVEN CARE IF ITS GAMEJACK
IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO BE INCLUDED

now to translate it, except I’m in the food court at the mall I work at right now.

Anonymous asked:

(333): She was wearing Salvatore Ferragamo in the jungle. I was still adjusting to the new biome myself. At first, it was difficult to coordinate with the guerillas. Her Spanish was good, so she became the liaison. I read Ptolemy under the southern stars. The systems are in love. Read list of names and find one.

serastella answered:

nicole.

3 has previous been linked to Horse/Nicole, soooo